What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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