I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
