so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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