She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
ok first of all what the fuck
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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