Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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