I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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