The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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