Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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