Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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