it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
