I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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