I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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