You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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