I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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