That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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