im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
