I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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