I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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