she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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