Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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