Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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