U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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