Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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