Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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