Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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