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(302): View more from Delaware

He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.

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(647): View more from Ontario

It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM

(416): View more from Toronto

From?

(647): View more from Ontario

Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...

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(541): View more from Oregon

Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.

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(248): View more from Michigan

dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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(916): View more from California

Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash

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(360): View more from Washington

I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.

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(607): View more from New York

To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.

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(434): View more from Virginia

After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.

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(312): View more from Illinois

My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point

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