Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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