I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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