some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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