does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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