West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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