this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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