I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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