Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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