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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.

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(386): View more from Florida

I wanna passion pit in your ass

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(203): View more from Connecticut

But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.

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(305): View more from Florida

Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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(804): View more from Virginia

God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.

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(909): View more from California

I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.

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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it

(317): View more from Indiana

is it necessary to steal the whole car?

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