My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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