Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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