Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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