i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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