My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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