Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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