are you still at the devil's house?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She bit a glass in half.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
