are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
