I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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