I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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