after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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