Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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