What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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