ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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