I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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